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Professor Derriere's Soothing H-Balm contains aloe vera gel, castor oil, coconut oil, dead sea mud, essential oil blend (geranium, cypress, mastic, peppermint, frankincense, juniper berry, white camphor, niaouli (melaleuca quinquinerva), myrrh, yarrow, immortelle & parsley), extracts of calendula, St. John's Wort & rosemary, grapefruit seed extract, horse chestnut seed extract, lecithin, liquid trace minerals complex, menthol crystals, Montmorillonite clay, neem leaf powder, olive leaf extract, palm butter, propolis, psyllium seed husks, rose hip seed oil, shea butter, slippery elm powder, St. John's Wort powder, Swedish Flower Pollen Extract, white oak bark powder, witch hazel infusion in apple cider vinegar, witch hazel tea (infusion of herb in mountain spring water).
Clean bottom and pat dry. Use the provided spoon to scoop up a bit of balm and apply it gently to the anal area with clean fingers. Balm may sting a bit at first but should provide soothing relief. May be used in conjunction with Professor Derriere's Tushie Spray (see insert).
